Must Buy Shirt.  Must Buy Shirt.
Surf Report Products!

Finally.  The Surf Report t-shirts are here.  They're simple, but cool, I think.  As you can see in this drunken late-night self portrait, the front is printed with the smoking fish and TheWVSR logo.  The back reads, "Panning for gold in an open sewer..."  Get yours today!  (Double-chin not included.)  I'll throw in a copy of the final(?) issue of the old paper zine with every order.  So what are you waiting on, foo?

  The official t-shirt.  $11.00 postpaid.  Kindly specify XL or XXL. 

SOLD OUT!  Yeah, I can't believe it either.  

A rarity.  The controversial fourteenth issue of the old TheWVSR zine.  Fifty-two pages of glorious DIY photocopied fictional ridiculousness.  I may be biased, but I think you'd be insane to pass this up, at this low price. Lord have mercy.       

  The final (?) issue of the TheWVSR paper zine.  Just $1.00 postpaid.

If you prefer, you can also pay by check, money order, or well-concealed cash.  It's all good.  Just stuff it in an envelope and mail to:

Jeff Kay
PO Box 4
Olyphant, PA  18447

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