The Pussification of Newspaper Delivery

The way it's done today, by grown men driving around in terrible cars. Notice the use of the 
rubber band prop. Sometimes there's even a plastic bag, a freakin' plastic bag! Sweet Jesus.

The way it's supposed to be done. This is the same paper, folded by hand in the classic paperboy 
style. No outside props were needed or desired. Within twenty years time nobody will know how  to 
administer a real paperboy fold. Because of the constant drip, drip, drip of pussification.

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