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September 17, 2007

Nexflix, edging toward Bourbon Season, some sad news, Canadian adaptation, and more

-- On Friday afternoon I learned that Greg Beck died. I didn’t know the man personally, but considered him to be a friend. He was an early supporter of TheWVSR, occasional commenter, and keeper of an online journal that could probably make even Joan Baez smile. 

We communicated via email a few times over the years, often about music, and I have nothing but positive thoughts about Greg; he seemed to be warm, funny, and kind. When I learned of his death last week, I felt almost sick to my stomach.   

And that’s all I know to say… My best wishes to his family and friends.

-- It’s full-on autumn up here in the Rolled-Sausage Belt. On Saturday, at the Secrets’ soccer games (matches?), people were decked-out in winter coats and knit caps, and sipping boiling-hot coffee from mitten-gripped cups. 

Just a couple of weeks ago it was so hot the goalie vomited, and a man sprang from his chair screaming, “Give him Gatorade immediately! Give the boy Gatorade!!” They had to abbreviate the quarters to five minutes each, because kids were literally getting sick from the heat, and at least one forward broke down in tears.

So, this is quite a change, and much, much better. It’s hard to be in a bad mood in this kind of weather. In fact, it makes a person start thinking about Bourbon Season, that most wonderful time of the year... 

Sweet sainted mother of Rooftop O’Toole, I love the fall.

-- I have nothing to base this on, but I have a feeling this is going to be an exciting week; I can sense it in my deep-set bones. Does that ever happen to you? Do you ever get a really strong gut-feeling about something, for no discernible reason? 

How does it usually turn out for ya? ‘Cause I have very little experience at this predicting the future business. To date, my gut feelings have either sent me scrambling to the kitchen or the bathroom, and that’s pretty much been the extent of it. 

I think I’m starting to develop ESPN, or whatever it’s called…

-- A few days ago I overheard a woman tell a man in Wendy’s that she’d joined “Nexflix.” He didn’t seem to know anything about it, so she, the expert, filled him in on all the details. And she said Nexflix at least three times.

Speaking of online DVD rental… what recent movie new releases should I be aware of? I’ve been so TV-centric lately, I’ve ignored feature films almost altogether. 

Just this morning I moved We Are Marshall, Knocked Up, and Grindhouse: Death Proof to the top of my queue. 

Is there anything else from, say, the past three months that’s worth my while? I don’t really like watching marathon films anymore, but feel guilty about it and want to make at least a half-assed effort.

Help me out, won’t you?

-- Toney’s sister has reportedly hired a professional “adaptation specialist,” whatever the hell that is, to help them deal with their recent move to Canada. She and Nanners apparently sit with this person twice a week, and discuss their feelings and cry and wring their hands and whatnot. And the so-called specialist helps them come to terms with their emotions.

Heh. This is because they moved. They’re having to bring in emergency mental health professionals because they left one town and moved to another. And I’m not kidding; this is the truth.

I bet that “specialist” laughs her ass off every time she drives away from their house. In fact, she probably goes around the corner, parks, and laughs until it’s safe to return to the traffic-flow.

Pass the olive oil ice cream.

-- Man, I’m struggling with this one… I hope it’s not obvious, but this update isn’t exactly rocketing off my keyboard.

I sent out a note to the mailing list on Saturday declaring last call on t-shirts, and the response was remarkable. 

Here’s what’s left:

Small  4 remaining
Medium  SOLD OUT
Large  SOLD OUT
XL  3 remaining
2X  10 remaining
3X  2 remaining

If you want one, you’d better order straigh’ away. Once these last few are gone, it’s over. We’re getting very near the end, boys and girls...

And that’s going to do it for today. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.

 


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