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The West Virginia Surf Report!

February 20, 2008

Campaign Management

-- Our much-anticipated week in England is now less than a month away. 

We have our passports in order, our plane tickets purchased, reservations at a thoroughly-researched hotel in a nice part of town, two day-trips by bus (Cotswolds & Warwick Castle/Oxford) confirmed and paid-for, an airport shuttle service lined-up, and a highly-detailed (but flexible by design) list of things we want to do. 

We’ve spent the entire winter working on this project, and it had better not be cold and rainy the whole time we’re there…

One of the big gambles we’re taking, you see, is going in the so-called off-season. Presumably it’s “off” because the weather is questionable, and most kids are still in school. However, we’re going at the ass-end of the off-season, and the price break is what made it possible for any of this to happen in the first place. 

So, we’ll just have to play with the cards dealt us. Perhaps the vacation gods will cut us a break?

-- What CDs should I load onto my iPod for the trip? I’m thinking late ‘60s Kinks, The Jam, Ian Dury’s
New Boots and Panties!!, a little Madness, possibly the Specials, and what else? Clearly I’m going for the stuff that’s saturated, simply saturated, with a British feel. 

Help me out, won’t you? What am I forgetting?

-- One thing that’s not
completely settled, is my new camera. And I’m driving myself (not to mention Toney) straight to the wacky-shack with it.

I won’t have enough Amazon credits to buy the one I want until later this month. So it’s giving me ample time to hem and haw, and make decisions, then make other decisions that supersede previous decisions… The whole thing’s maddening.

As of this writing I’m settled on this camera, without a lens. The kits lens, I’ve learned, is widely regarded as a turd. And while I know I’m not accomplished enough to notice its turdly attributes, the knowledge of it would nag at me. Oh, I know how my brain operates…

So, I’m going with the body-only camera, and this lens. From the hours and hours of research I’ve done, I’m convinced it’s the proper course of action. Without, you know, plunking down an even-more outrageous sum of money.

And I’m going with this memory card… and trying not to think about it anymore. I’m attempting to convince myself the decision is finally made.

Until, of course, you guys
sprint to the comments link, and tell me I’m making a big mistake. Then it’ll start all over again…

Will somebody please hold me?

-- Am I the only one who feels the word
lens should have an e at the end of it? Whenever I type it, it looks partially-constructed. I’m not completely at ease with the spelling of that word… What are some other ill-conceived spellings? Use the comments link if you've got anything on that subject.

-- And speaking of vacations, there was an intriguing ad in the Sunday paper. Apparently a tiny new airline is going to start offering direct flights from Scranton
to Myrtle Beach, on Wednesdays and Saturdays – at $79 each way. 

Not bad, not great. But they’re also offering a special, where kids under twelve fly free, if you book by February 29. So… we could use the camper my parents keep in storage down there, and have a really nice week at the beach in August, for very little money.

The only problem? Andy. We can’t put him in a kennel, because he’s neurotic and would very likely go into full cardiac arrest, and we’re using up all our goodwill points with my parents on the England
trip. They’re cutting-short their winter in Florida so they can babysit Blacklips Houlihan. We might be pushing our luck if we ask them again.

This infuriates Toney, and she came very close to casting a death wish on our family pet this weekend. She wants to take advantage of the deal, but I’m not sure how we’d be able to pull it off. Steve might be able to keep him, but he’s home even less than I am…

Maybe we could just attach a handle to Andy’s back, and try to pass him off as carry-on luggage? I just don’t know.

And since we’re on the subject of Steve, he’s coming up for a visit tomorrow afternoon. So I’m not sure what that’ll do to the Thursday update. It might be especially late, or it could bleed over into Friday. We’ll just have to see how it goes.

And that’s all I have time for today, boys and girls. I need to go to work now.

See ya next time.

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