TheWVSR Lost In Translation

Original English Text:
Due to the recent well-publicized shortage of amateur websites produced by assholes who consider themselves to be clever, I have been called into action. My name is Jeff Kay, and I_m an Ugly American living on the cusp of a mid-life crisis, near Scranton, Pennsylvania. And I_m here to serve, baby.

Translated to French:
En raison du manque bien-donné de la publicité récent de websites d'amateur a produit par les abrutis qui se considèrent comme étant intelligents, je se sont appelés dans l'action. Mon nom est Jeff Kay, et I_m une vie américaine laide sur le cusp d'une crise de moitié de la vie, près de Scranton, Pennsylvanie. Et I_m ici à servir, bébé.

Translated back to English:
Because of the lack well-given of the publicity recent of websites of amateur produced by the morons who regard themselves as being intelligent, I were called in the action. My name is Jeff Kay, and I_m an ugly American life on the cusp of a crisis of half of the life, close to Scranton, Pennsylvania. And I_m to be been useful here, baby.

Translated to German:
Wegen des Mangels, der von der Werbung neu ist von den websites des Bewunderers gut-gegeben wurde, produzierte durch die morons, die als seiend intelligent sich ansehen, ich wurden benannt in der Tätigkeit. Mein Name ist Jeff Kay und I_m ein häßliches amerikanisches Leben auf dem cusp einer Krise der Hälfte des Lebens, nah an Scranton, Pennsylvania. Und nützlich hier gewesen zu werden I_m, Baby.

Translated back to English:
Because of the lack, which is new of the advertisement of that the websites Bewunderers was good-given, I produced designated in the activity by morons, which regard as being intelligently. My name is close to Jeff Kay and I_m an ugly American life on cusp a crisis half of the life, at Scranton, Pennsylvania. And to be useful here I_m, baby.

Translated to Italian:
A causa della mancanza, che è nuova della pubblicità di quella i websites che Bewunderers buon-è stato dato, io hanno prodotto indicato nell'attività dai morons, che considerare come essendo intelligentemente. Il mio nome è vicino a Jeff Kay ed I_m un vita americana ugly su cusp una metà di crisi della vita, a Scranton, Pensilvania. E per essere qui I_m utile, bambino.

Translated back to English:
Because of the lack, that it is new of the publicity of that one the websites that Bewunderers good- has been given, I has produced indicated in the activity from the morons, than to consider like being cleverly. My name is close to Jeff Kay and I_m a life American ugly on cusp one half of crisis of the life, to Scranton, Pennsylvania. And for being here useful I_m, child.

Translated to Portuguese:
Por causa da falta, isso que é nova do publicity desse os websites que Bewunderers bom estêve dado, I produziu indicado na atividade dos morons, do que para considerar como ser inteligente. Meu nome é perto de Jeff Kay e I_m um feio americano da vida na metade do cusp um da crise da vida, a Scranton, Pensilvânia. E para ser aqui I_m útil, criança.

Translated back to English:
Because of the lack, this that is new of publicity of this the websites that good Bewunderers estêve given, I produced indicated in the activity of morons, of that it stops considering as to be intelligent. My name is close to Jeff Kay and I_m a ugly American of the life in the half it cusp one of the crisis of the life, the Scranton, Pensilvânia. E to be here useful I_m, child.

Translated to Spanish:
Debido a la carencia, el que es nuevo de la publicidad de esto los websites que el buen estêve de Bewunderers dado, yo produjo indicó en la actividad de morons, de eso que para el considerar en cuanto a sea inteligente. Mi nombre está cerca de Jeff Kay e I_m un americano feo de la vida por la mitad él el cusp uno de la crisis de la vida, el Scranton, Pensilvânia. E a estar aquí I_m útil, niño.

Translated back to English:
Due to the deficiency, the one that is new of the publicity of this websites that good estêve of given Bewunderers, I produced indicated in the activity of morons, of which it stops considering as far as is intelligent. My name is near Jeff Kay and I m an ugly American of the life by half he cusp one of the crisis of the life, the Scranton, Pensilvânia. And to be useful, young I_m here.

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