Proudly serving the next generation of forty year old virgins!
Jim never fully recovered from the whole Junior High School shower experience.
Can't you just tell this woman is a royal pain in the ass?
Yes hello, Target? Yes, well, I have more money than I know what to do with, and I was wondering what your hours are today?
Shit. How would you get one of these home?
What's wrong with dreaming?
Hey there, how ya doin'? I've got a big hole in my pocket.
Dinner at the Sears Community Hero's house!