Are we currently living in the Ones?  We've been through the Seventies, Eighties, Nineties and now this?  Apart from the obvious Beatles reference, it just doesn't sound right.  I just can't picture an "I Love the Ones" show on VH-1. 

I still get satisfaction from folding the newspaper the paperboy way. Especially if it's "tight", and could be flung thirty yards.  It seems like the paper-folding skill has been lost on the current generation who succumb to using rubber bands and plastic bags. Pussies.

What is it in the male DNA that causes massive ear hair growth when you hit 40? The shit is pervasive and hard to deal with in a safe manner.  I've tried scissors, but this leaves little ear hair stubble that is nearly as bad as full length ear hair.  Tweezers work, but are difficult to work with and it takes a long time to fell every tree in the forest ONE AT A TIME.  I've resorted to using a razor.  It's not easy to do, and there is the "Van Gogh" uneasiness that enters the picture.  I may just let it grow and do some corn rows.

Don't people still steal grocery carts?  This used to be a popular past-time as could be witnessed by, well, the number of grocery carts in people's yards. Now, with the exception of the homeless, the carts seem to be used only at the grocery store.  What happened?  Was some law passed making stealing a grocery cart a felony or something?  Has the grocery cart been replaced with other, more fashionable, lawn ornaments?

The war in Iraq is for oil and indirectly to protect the "Bergs & Steins" interests in the region.  So, why the debate?  Because the Bush lied to us? What, a President lying?  It'll never happen.

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