In a blatant attempt to garner free publicity, TheWVSR.com is making available this do-it-yourself review sheet for use in advertising and promotion.  Please feel free to choose one or more of the following testimonials, attach them to the promotional copy for your film, book, CD, website, or work of art, and tap into the unparalleled integrity of The West Virginia Surf Report.  Then show off your excellent notices to the world, via major media like Entertainment Weekly and The New York Times!  Please remember that last part, it's a very important component of your overall success.  Nobody will take you seriously unless you spring for some big-ticket national advertising.  You can't win if you're not in, and that's a fact!  

"I laughed, I cried, I crapped halfway up my back!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"The most fun I've had without grunting!"  --  TheWVSR.com

"My blood no longer clots!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"I peed my pants, and didn't even have them on!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"I haven't laughed this hard since I saw a hare-lipped man eating oats at IHOP!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"Bob Hope is smiling in his grave!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"My skin is coming off in sheets!!"  -- TheWVSR.com

"Christ!"  -- TheWVSR.com

Please note: Some of you may feel that since we haven't actually reviewed your project, this generous free offer feels a tad sleazy.  To those folks we respectfully request that you get down off your goddamn high horse, and quit being such a self-righteous prick.  It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, bucko, and you're not going to become a winner by being a ball-baby ethics bitch.  Now quit your whining and get busy promoting my website!  Thank you.  -Jeff Kay