Condolences to the Queen Mother
"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess
Diana are our
very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the
people of New York in the face."
- L.Ward, Mansfield.
"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again,
but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone, I
cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest
of my life, but I will probably break that one, too."
- A. Christie, Hendon.
"She was one of the old school; all the remaining
royals are shit."
- J.Clement, Grantham.
"I thought she would never die. She has let us all
down very badly."
- D. Holmes, Somerset.
"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember
one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if
she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before
she left. 'No,' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the
Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder.' That's how
she was, a fighter who refused to be beaten by
anything. She p***ed herself later though, it was
sickening."
- B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
"She was a marvellous woman, and a wonderful
lover".
- L.J. Worthington, Penrith.
"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have
got the day off."
- S.Wilson, Bristol.
"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a
member of the Royal family without being accused of
being homosexual."
- J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
"Her death should act as a warning to others who think
it is cool to experiment with drugs."
- E. Franks, Cheshire.
"On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest
condolences. '
- T.Watson, Ilford.
"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy, it could
still drive around The Mall on its own and bring
pleasure to the tourists."
- Y. Howell, Slough.
"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my
liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion,
how would she feel if it was her mother?"
- W. Waugh, Richmond.
"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads."
- K. O'Neil, Inverness.
"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback
put
an end to her public duties."
- N. Wallace, Swansea.
"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible
for this terrible event."
- E. Thompson, West Lothian.
"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, it's the only thing that will
make us feel better."
- P. McGregor, Southampton.
"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are
queuing up to walk past her coffin."
- R. Thompson, Bath.
"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?"
- R. Combes, Romford.
"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she
always wore a smile. Just like a retard."
- G. Hollins, East Sussex.
"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as
exciting as Diana."
- G. Williams, West Midlands.
"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense
claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless
you, ma'am."
- L. Weller, Harlow.
"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right
now, you heartless bastard!"
- J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
"She had such a difficult life, always battling
against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if
there is a next time round, she is given a life of
privilege and comfort."
- T.D. Wainwright, Hastings.