TheWVSR.com dispatch #24

Welcome to TheWVSR.com 'Dispatches From the Bunker' newsletter, a 
collection of rare internet jewels chosen with the utmost care, especially 
for the readers of The West Virginia Surf Report. Enjoy.

If I know grocery stores, and I think I do, this stuff ended up in the 
deli's chicken salad.

"You could see them from a distance -- big, black bands of feces."

And for dessert, might I suggest the semen-glazed apple betty?

Adventures in Frogtown.

It's not really his fault, since it's generally a lot warmer when he 
urinates on the seat of the bus stop.

I'm sorry, but the term "co-ed teen shave-down" does something to me.

OK, in retrospect maybe it wasn't a nod, maybe it was just a chunk of 
her head falling off.

Man shocked when he develops complications after large quantity of ass 
fat is injected into the shaft of his penis.

Recently de-classified CIA Document 27 is just about the greatest thing 
ever!

"Jumbo testicles are found in the tropics"

I didn't do very well on this. But I've grown to expect it.

Excuse me ma'am, but are you holding a cigarette?!

Hey Kelsey, can I get you to sign my timecard? I shit my pants last 
night and forgot to punch out.

You think that's something? Check out my new lampshade!


I haven't been very good about sending these things out. I'll promise 
to do better if you'd like me to. Just drop me a note.

Thanks for reading.

-Jeff
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