BUY JEFF A BEER
Now's your chance to give money away!
He works hard at bringing the funny every weekday. Well, not hard, but fairly consistently. And he likes beer. Care to show your appreciation by buying him yet another one? Man, he'd really appreciate it.

And how do I know this, you ask? Because I am Jeff, writing in a semi-creepy third person. I thank you for your consideration, and so does he.

Yuengling Lager pint $3

Yuengling Lager pitcher $7

Fancy-pants microbrew pint $5

Fancy-ass microbrew pitcher $10

Case of Yuengling Lager $16

Case of over-hopped boutique brew $25

Pony keg of Yuengling Lager $50


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