Classic Living
in the Peach State by
Jason Castleberry

October 7, 2004
One Major Purchase Down, One to Go...
The search for a new automobile came to an end this weekend, only hours
before committing to buying a new computer. On Thursday night I was
playing in another poker tournament and flopped a full house. I was
ready to take this guy out and get a sizeable stack of chips when my
computer just froze up. It's frozen up in the past, but never when I was
in the middle of a tournament where medium sums of money was involved.
Needless to say, because I became disconnected, the tournament director
folded my hand and all the
chips I already committed to the pot were awarded to the other guy.
As a person historically known to commit violence on inanimate objects,
I kicked the shit out of my computer, smashed my fists into the
keyboard, and threw the mouse at the wall. Amazingly, the computer is
still working the same as before. However, when the day comes, and it
will, my computer will meet a very violent and sudden death. Replacement
or not.
Anyway, after it froze up and cost me a serious shot at a $75 pot I
decided that I was going to drive to Best Buy and buy the first computer
that I liked that fit my budget on Saturday. I don't need a shit ton of
bells and whistles, just something that I can type on and cruise the
Internet with. I generally reserve video game playing to my Playstation,
so super-powered video cards and processors don't get me hard.
However, Friday morning my girlfriend forwarded me an email telling me
that one of her coworkers was selling her car and she thought I might be
interested. I was, so Saturday we drove to Lawrenceville to check it
out. After giving the engine a good once over and taking a test drive, I
decided to shell out the $1500 to buy it.
The car is a red 1995 Chevy Cavalier Z24. It only has 93,000 miles and
is in excellent shape. It could easily pass for a car half it's age.
It's a total chick car, but I hope some goon in an SUV has the balls to
call me a pussy. I might end up getting a Napoleon complex about this.
The backseat of my Oldsmobile is bigger than this car.
Speaking of my Oldsmobile, I was planning to immediately putting it up
for sale for about $500-$600. However, that was before I got a $135
dollar credit on my insurance for carrying two cars on my policy. I was
expecting pay more, not less. I'm sure if I called Geico, I would have
had to take out a small loan to keep them both insured. I'm still
planning on selling it, but I'm just in no hurry. It's still the ideal
vehicle for hauling bodies across state lines Soprano's style.
Recent Readings
Last weekend I bought two books and have had the time to read a good
portion of both. The first book I bought is "Super System: A Course
in Power Poker." This book was written by Doyle Brunson, widely
known as one of the greatest poker players of all time, and a few other
experts. Since reading the Texas No limit Hold'em section of the book,
I've made it to several final tables and won a little less than $150
bucks in about a week. I'd say the book has already paid for itself.
The other book I've been reading is "The American Century" by
Harold Evans. It chronicles the United States from 1889 to 1989. With
over 900 photos on 708 pages, it's much more interesting than your
average history book. I bought the former best seller from Barnes &
Noble for $6.99. The original price was listed at $39.95. I particularly
like the fact that it is broken up in such a way that you can jump
around and read small snippets without having to commit to 30-40 page
chapters.
Thank God it's October
October is typically one of my favorite months of the year. Down here in
Georgia it's the first month you get any hint of Fall. In fact,
yesterday was the first day since early March that I blew steam out of
my mouth.
For all of us avid beer drinkers, there is also Octoberfest. It's really
just an excuse to get drunk, but I'm behind it 100%. In fact, just an
hour's drive north of Athens is Helen, Georgia. Helen businessmen
decided that in order to attract tourist dollars, they would mold the
town to look like some Swiss/German resort. Since then, they have had a
huge Octoberfest celebration from mid-September to mid-November. I have
every intention of getting up there in the next few weeks, drinking some
beer, and coming home with a few souvenir mugs.
And finally, October rocks because it's the month that is home to
Halloween. This means that there will be dozens of crappy, yet wildly
entertaining horror films like Return of the Living Dead, Killer Clowns
from Outer Space, Silver Bullet, and My Best Friend's a Vampire. Cramps
songs will randomly pop up on the radio. The stores are packed full of
loosely associated Halloween stuff, like Pumpkin flavored Pop Tarts and
Creepy Orange Cheetos. There's even going to be some independent
horror movie film festival just outside of
town next weekend. But my favorite part of Halloween is how all the lame
fucks leave Athens to go to the Georgia-Florida game. That leaves
downtown to all the cool people who aren't afraid to dress up and have a
good time. It's probably one of the top five reasons I like living in
Athens. Since Halloween is on a Sunday this year, we'll have another two
full days to party.
That's it for me this week. As always, send comments and complaints to jacsv76@hotmail.com.
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