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An essential household accessory for these frontdoorless times.
Goggles and a protective helmet are recommended with use.
Also sold as the Chicken Choker hand lotion dispenser, and masturbation alarm. Cock a doodle doo! He's at it again!!
I'm sorry, could you repeat that? My elastic banded telephone amplification box momentarily slipped out of place.
Never again be bothered with tables that force you to cast your head in an awkward down position. |
 We all know how difficult it can be to turn our torsos to one side, and step out of a car. Those days are now behind us.
Portable radios and CD players are also available, to drown out the hysterical laughter of your neighbors.
Imagine the satisfaction of seeing her eyes light up, and a gasp escaping her lips, when you whip out your new extra-long wrapping paper scissors.
We have a bet around the office that we can get people to buy any goddamn thing. For example, this is ten-cent length of pink fabric.
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